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“I’ll take the yellow apron; you take the so you think you can cook” one, said Remi.
A Fresh Start for the Aremus (Short Story)
5 Inappropriate Messages that the Chief Daddy Movie Passed Across to Thousands of Viewers
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OyaOkay gather here for a selfie if like me, you couldn’t wait to watch Chief Daddy after all the rave about it. Read More »OMG You’re So Fat!
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I still remember details of my first day in the United States, like how the cab driver almost cursed me out because I gave him a dollar bill thinking it was a $100 bill, and how people reacted like they had seen a ghost when they first saw me.
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I am fortunate to not have any friends that have demanded that I empty my pockets and lay down my life just because they are getting married.
Read More »The Truth About Ivie’s Almost Wonderful Valentine
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———Ivie chats with Rita———
Rita
Buhahaha! bhetbut why are you like this, Ivie?
Ivie
Seriously, can’t you see his teeth in the picture? It’s even worse in real life, aswearugodI swear to God.
My Tailor Made Me Late
Originally posted on bellanaija.com.
“Hi Siri, I have a naijaNigerian party starting at 4pm, what time should I leave home?” Siri responds, “You. should. leave. at. 6pm. if. you. want. to. help. with. set. up. Expect. the. party. to. start. at. 8pm.”
Read More »Season Finale. Skinny Girl in Transit (SGIT) S5E12 Recap
The wedding finally happened! I never hesperred it. And just like that SGIT Season 5 is over. I am so proud of NdaniTV for creating this show. Seems like it started out to be just for entertainment with the first few seasons, but then they seamlessly tied in relationship and life lessons while keeping us entertained this season. In my recap of Episode 1, I mentioned that I may skip writing on some episodes if it was full of Iya Tiwa shouting upandan. I was being serious, but NdaniTV came prepared this season. Let’s talk about how each of the characters have grown from Season 1.
Kudos, Woman! Recap of “Becoming” by Michelle Obama (Part 2 of 2).
Michelle Obama is a mood and a vibe on her own. For those of you women praying for God to send your “Barack”, I have a question for you – are you a Michelle? Becoming gave us some context as to why Barack oohs and aahs over Michelle. Let’s dive in on one of the possibly gazillion reasons.
Bridal Shower. Recap of Skinny Girl in Transit (SGIT) S5E11.
I battled with this episode’s recap. Honestly eh, I’m getting bored. The purpose of today’s episode was what? Watch a frustrated wedding planner with terrible acting? Or watch Mide in the exact state he was last week – no progress? This wedding has refused to happen. In fact, praying for the wedding has passed “Pastor” Woli’s powers, so tey he has gone to gather his church members to join in. I know, I know, the episode actually wasn’t so bad. There were some really sweet moments, and perhaps that’s why the comments on YouTube were calling this the best episode yet. Let’s dive in.
You Won’t Understand What I’m Going Through. Recap of “Becoming” by Michelle Obama (Part 1 of 2).
Even if you didn’t read Becoming, you probably already heard that Michelle Obama had a miscarriage and eventually sought fertility treatments. She described how she felt following her miscarriage as “lonely, painful, and demoralizing,” and added that sharing this struggle with a couple of her friends brought her to a steady place. I think we all knew this part of her book like the very same day it launched for two reasons:
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